Dex Ponce: $28 Million for 14th Place
Atlanta United has the third-highest payroll in MLS and sits 14th in the Eastern Conference. Tomorrow, the World Cup opens at their stadium.
Atlanta United spent $27.9 million to be second-to-last in the East. Tomorrow, Spain plays at their building.
I've been tracking this. 61% in May. 76% a week later. 82% last week. I'm raising it to 86%.
The new evidence is the salary guide.
Miguel Almirón earns $7.9 million. He has zero goals. His three assists? All came in one game against Montreal. One productive afternoon out of fourteen matches.
Emmanuel Latte Lath cost $22 million to acquire. Makes $3.7 million a year. Two goals. Two assists. The word around the league: his name belongs in the worst DP signings conversation.
Three Designated Players. $16.7 million combined. That's the second-highest DP spend in MLS. Only Inter Miami pays more. Miami is first in the East. Atlanta is fourteenth.
The broader record is worse. 2-15-9 in their last 26 MLS matches. Worst in the league over that span. This isn't a slump. This is the identity.
Tata said it after the Nashville loss: “Not even in my worst nightmares did I think we would have the start that we've had so far.”
That was April. It got worse.
Tomorrow the world's best walk into a building where the home team is 3-9-2 with a −9 goal difference. The payroll says contender. The standings say catastrophe.
86%. The receipt is due.
The Tilt
$27.9M for 14th place isn't underperformance. It's the most expensive collapse in MLS.
— Dex Ponce
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