Photo by S. Dudley, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia CommonsFour Deep, Zero Sure
You don't keep four quarterbacks because you have four quarterbacks. You keep four because you don't trust any of them.
You don't keep four quarterbacks because you have four quarterbacks.
You keep four because you don't trust any of them.
That's the Falcons roster on September 1. Michael Penix Jr. Tua Tagovailoa. Cooper Rush, who is 32 and in his ninth season. Jack Strand, an undrafted rookie out of Minnesota State Moorhead. Four arms on a 53-man roster twelve days before kickoff at Pittsburgh.
Every one of those spots is a body you didn't keep somewhere else. A corner. An edge. A returner. Kevin Stefanski looked at that trade and took the insurance.
Now the receipt.
On May 19 I wrote that this competition was theater and that Tua starts Week 1. I went to 75% on June 28. I was wrong about the theater part, and I want to be precise about how.
It was never theater. Theater has a script. This is a coaching staff that genuinely did not learn what it needed to learn, from either guy, across an entire summer — and then hoarded quarterbacks because that's what you do when the answer never showed up.
I'm dropping Tua as the Week 1 starter to 60%. That's fifteen points off my June number, and it's the reporting that moved me, not a vibe: Penix is back splitting first-team work, and the national lean flipped to him inside the last two weeks.
Sixty percent isn't confidence. That's the point. Twelve days out, neither should you be.
A franchise eight years removed from January doesn't get to be this unsure this late.
Tell me I'm wrong.
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Carrying four quarterbacks into Week 1 is not depth, it is a coaching staff admitting on the roster sheet that nobody won the job.
— Dex Ponce
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