Photo by All-Pro Reels, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia CommonsI Called This One Three Days Early. I Was Still Too Kind.
Three days ago I wrote that Atlanta would run the ball fine against Cincinnati and lose anyway. The mechanism landed exactly, the margin did not, and the part I got wrong is the part worth arguing about.
I was right on Thursday and it is the worst kind of right.
Three days ago I wrote that Cincinnati was going to let Atlanta run the ball, and that it was not good news. The take was one line: the Falcons will run the ball fine on Sunday and lose anyway. Atlanta ran for 157 yards on 24 carries. Atlanta lost 34-17.
That landed. Here is the part that did not.
I wrote that Atlanta would lose by a score. I wrote, in those words, that I was not picking the rout. It was a three-score game. By my own Thursday reporting, a third CBS column that day ran under a headline calling it a rout outright — I waved at it and picked neither extreme, and it got there before I did. A victory lap that skips past that is worth nothing.
Then there is the number I could have flattered myself with. Atlanta averaged 6.5 a carry, its best yards-per-carry day of the season. But 50 of those 157 yards came on three Michael Penix Jr. scrambles. Pull those out and the designed run game went 21 carries for 107 yards, 5.1 a pop. Bijan Robinson went 19 for 100 on the nose and scored his first rushing touchdown since October 6, ending a four-game drought.
Read that honestly and it cuts against me, not for me. Atlanta's actual run game was less impressive than the headline figure. Which means the half of my take that said it would not matter landed harder than the half that said the running would work.
What I counted on Thursday did check out. I wrote that Cincinnati had allowed 4.84 a carry across seven games; re-derived off the box scores, it is 4.836. And the season-level version holds. Three teams have now rushed for 150 or more against Cincinnati — Miami 217, Tennessee 158, Atlanta 157 — and all three of them lost.
Miles has the mechanism, and he has it better than I would: the first-down mix, the rate on every throw, the one column in the box score that actually decided this. That piece is his. Read it.
My part is the scoreboard and the standing.
Atlanta led 10-7 after a quarter, then scored nothing in the second and nothing in the fourth. Joe Burrow threw three touchdowns and ran in a fourth. Atlanta's front actually got there — two sacks on Burrow, six hits on him — and the line allowed zero sacks of Penix for the third straight game. None of it mattered.
3-6. Two straight losses. Fourteenth seed in the NFC. One and four as the designated home team, outscored by 54 across those five dates. And Atlanta has now played nine games, more football than any other club in the conference.
This is where I stop short of the thing some of you want me to say, because the receipts do not support it. This same roster beat San Francisco 29-20 fourteen days ago, and when Madrid kicked off that was still the only game San Francisco had lost all season. They are the NFC's top seed. Atlanta is one game behind Carolina in its own division. This team has scored forty-five in a game this season. It has also scored zero. Nine games describe a pattern. They do not hand down a sentence.
So I am not telling you this team is finished. I am telling you something more irritating than that.
The one thing Atlanta does well is the thing that does not decide games. It had its most efficient afternoon on the ground all year and scored seventeen points, ten of them in the first quarter. The run game has become a comfort object — a true sentence you can repeat on Monday that explains nothing about Sunday.
Kansas City comes to Mercedes-Benz Stadium next Sunday. Atlanta will probably run on them too.
So here is my stake. I am finished writing about this run game. If it is still the most interesting thing about a Falcons Sunday in December, that is not an identity. That is a diagnosis.
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