Photo by Atlanta Falcons, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia CommonsESPN Wrote the Obituary. I'm Not Signing It.
ESPN ranked the Falcons 27th and predicted no playoffs through 2029. The Falcoholic didn't even argue. Dex has a number that says otherwise.
ESPN didn't average the Falcons this time. They autopsied them.
27th out of 32. QB ranked 31st. Seth Walder's bold prediction: no playoffs from 2027 to 2029. If that holds, twelve straight seasons without the postseason.
On August 14 I called ESPN's 5.7-win projection lazy. This time they brought four panelists, category scores, and named reasoning. This isn't lazy. This is deliberate. The Falcoholic's Dave Choate called it "all too fair." When the hometown optimists stop fighting, the discourse has shifted from argument to acceptance.
And then Daniel Jones — the Colts' Daniel Jones — went perfect against this defense the next day. Fifty-yard bomb to Josh Downs. Tua threw a pick-six. The evidence is cooperating with the pessimists.
Here's the thing. When everybody writes the same eulogy, I get suspicious.
I'm 62% sure the Falcons make the playoffs before 2030.
The receipt: $125 million in 2027 cap space. Fourth in the NFL. Full draft capital. Bijan Robinson, Drake London, Kyle Pitts — the best skill-position trio on a team ranked 27th. Stefanski hasn't had one offseason with real money yet.
I see the other side. PFF has the D-line dead last. Both edges are gone. Jones carving your secondary in practice isn't preseason noise — it's a flare.
But three-year death sentences written in August have a way of aging badly.
Come find me in January 2028.
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$125M in cap space and Robinson-London-Pitts says 27th doesn't last.
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